Our Sergeant Major - Army Cadence
This seems like a good cadence to sing when at a double time:
Our Sergeant-Major jumped from 40,000 feet (3X)
And he ain’t gonna jump no more
And the Lord said
Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die (3X)
When your balls hang lower than your paratrooper boots
And he ain’t gonna jump no more
He was the last to leave the plane, the first to hit the ground (3X)
And he ain’t gonna jump no more
He landed on the runway like a blob of strawberry jam (3X)
And he ain’t gonna jump no more
They scraped him off the runway with a little silver spoon (3X)
And he ain’t gonna jump no more
They put him in a matchbox and they sent him home to Mom (3X)
And he ain’t gonna jump no more
They put him on the mantelpiece for everyone to see (3X)
And he ain’t gonna jump no more